dear secret admirer, sincerely your secret admirer

an email to sara (cream)


the thing about kev is that he has the spirit of aloha, but not enough coffee to LIVE aloha constantly. you gotta keep in his face or he forgets things.
that's why i hadta move in with him.
he kept forgetting who i was.
it was embarassing.
so if he hasn't called you back in a while, move in with us.
with utmost sincerity,
and a small itch.