i can only imagine.

when i was in india i bought postcards and painstakingly filled them out in ways that i thought were interesting, considering the genre and its restrictions. i sent one to kevin's mom and relatives of mine that brought up the possibility that i was not in india and the whole thing was an elaborate ruse. why would i perpetrate such a ruse? why did houdini put himself in straight jackets? because he could and there may have been money to be made. the world is mysterious and so am i. but i swear i have not seen hide nor hair of those postcards since i mailed them from rajasthan. i can only imagine that as soon as i exited the "post office" they were set on fire.
well, now i can't remember what was so funny about them.