the hose the hose the hose is on fire.

mood: shoot me. but don't really.

i have decided that i would like the song 'the roof is on fire' better if the lyrics were 'the hose is on fire', and then the backround singer ladies nymphony chanted 'actually, really, this is serious and very true in the reality we share together'. kev explained to me that the song is based on a historical event and i don't care. there is no precedent for this preventing remakes, and anyway the song is dumb. this is real to me, this is what's weighing heavy on my mind. this is why i can't sleep at night. i want this improved version of the song on my desk by tomorrow morning.